Essay on the King's Powder: Cartridge Design for His Majesty

The most critical duty of any gunsmith in the service of His Majesty is the manufacture of cartridges filled with the finest powder. This treatise shall delve into the intricacies of design, expounding the principles that ensure both potency and consistency. From the careful selection of commodities to the precise assembly of components, every aspe

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Chaos Reigns: Whole Foods Explodes|

Brace yourselves, Angelenos, because the/a/your beloved Whole Foods Market has officially gone bonkers/lost its mind/flipped its lid. Shoppers witnessed scenes straight out of a dystopian film as customers/grocery shoppers/market denizens clashed over the last bags of kale/gluten-free bread/sparkling water, sending cartwheels/produce flying/canned

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